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- Some people say you're a lot less boring when you're asleep.
- Your presence is unneeded, unwanted, and usually unnoticed.
- Hey, hold your head a little closer to the fan. That whistling sound reminds me of a song I once heard.
- Since you're in such need, I'll get you a deal on that lobotomy.
- For one so aesthetically challenged, you've done okay for yourself.
- Just because you look stupid doesn't mean you're not.
- Is your head naturally pointed or do you have to sharpen it every day?
- When they passed out the heads, you must have thought they said beds and asked for a soft one.
- Be grateful the screen isn't a mirror.
- Basically, you're a whining excuse for a bad mistake.
- When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
- I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is definately the real thing.
- You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
- if you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
- You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
- Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
- I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
- You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
- I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a A**Hole!
- You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
